Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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