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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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