Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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