fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
