You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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