This is not my ceiling
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
A+ Viking dick
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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