Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
