wat bout pragnant strippers??
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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