there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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