Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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