They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
