i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
We got so high we made milksteak
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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