i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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