Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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