Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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