Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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