You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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