Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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