i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
