I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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