at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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