We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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