my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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