four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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