I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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