I got chris browned last night
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
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