I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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