New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I'm at about main and main street
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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