dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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