The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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