I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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