hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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