I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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