So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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