she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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