I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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