I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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