Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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