No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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