can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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