im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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