If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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