she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i need an iv and a liver transplant
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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