Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize