im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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