would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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