How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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