I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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