the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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