Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Randomize
