Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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