she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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