He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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