Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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