i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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