How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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