I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Found the puke drawer
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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