Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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